<font color="red">DO NOT SUBMIT THIS BOOKING FORM UNLESS YOU HAVE <u>SPECIFIED</u> AN APPOINTMENT DAY, DATE, TIME, AND DURATION. IF YOU'RE JUST ENTERTAINING THE IDEA OF AN APPOINTMENT, DO NOT FILL OUT THE BOOKING FORM UNTIL YOU DETERMINE A GOOD DAY AND TIME. PLEASE, DO NOT WASTE MY TIME WITH AN INCOMPLETE BOOKING FORM. FIGURE OUT WHEN YOU WANT AN APPOINTMENT, <u>THEN</u> FILL OUT MY BOOKING FORM. I REPEAT, THIS IS AN APPOINTMENT SCHEDULING FORM, SO USE IT TO SCHEDULE AN APPOINTMENT. IT IS NOT TO BE USED FOR ANYTHING ELSE. PICK THE DAY YOU WANT TO SEE ME (E.G. MONDAY). THEN, TELL ME WHAT THE DATE OF THAT DAY IS (E.G. 02/18/08). THEN, TELL ME WHAT TIME YOU WISH TO BEGIN YOUR APPOINTMENT (E.G. 11:00 AM). THEN, STATE HOW LONG YOU WISH TO SEE ME (E.G. 2 HOURS). SEE HOW EASY IT IS TO SEE ME? JUST NAME THE DAY, DATE, TIME, AND DURATION, AND VOILA, YOU GET TO SPEND TIME WITH ME. DO NOT BE A JERK AND IGNORE THIS RED WRITING. THIS FORM ISN'T FOR A FISHING EXPEDITION. I HATE GUYS WHO SEND IT IN WITHOUT A CLUE AS TO WHEN THEY CAN ACTUALLY SEE ME. THIS AIN'T FOR FISHING! IF YOU FISH, YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO SEE ME. I WILL PUT YOU ON MY DO NOT SEE LIST, BECAUSE YOU WASTED MY TIME. I REPEAT. THIS FORM IS FOR WHEN YOU KNOW, KNOW, KNOW, KNOW, KNOW WHAT TIME YOU CAN SEE ME FOR SURE, FOR SURE, FOR SURE!BE SURE TO CHECK THE CALENDAR ON MY WEB SITE TO SEE IF I AM AVAILABLE ON THE DAY YOU WISH TO SEE ME.</font>