EmailMe Form - 2014 Sign-Up for Bullshit!

Name *
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Playa Name
If you dont have one yet, leave this blank
Cell Phone *
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Email *
Address *

Street Address City State / Province / Region Postal / Zip Code Country / Region
Contact in case of an emergency *
Name, Phone, Relation of Person
(Someone NOT at Burning Man)
Do you have any food allergies? Or Dietary restrictions?
Let us know what you can't eat so we can make adjustment to the dinner menus.
Do you have any medical conditions or medications you need to take or allergic to any medication ?
This info will only be used in case of emergency.
Have you read BM's First Timer's Guide recently, and do you understand it? If you have not read the guide recently, STOP what you are doing and read it now. Please *
Yes
No
I am totally gonna do that right now.
Even if you are a seasoned Burner, please go back and review it on the BM website. The First Timer's Guide changes every year and has a wealth of information.
How many times have you been to Burning Man *
Have you Camped with us before? *
2013 This Camp is Bullshit!
2012 This Camp is Bullshit!
2011 This Camp is Bullshit!
2010 Meanderthals
2009 Meanderthals
2008 Suburban Gladiators
I have never camped this awesome before
Choose all that apply
If you have never camped with us before, please tell us who will vouch for you.
Name of person who recommended you.
So we know whom to cock-punch if we have to vote you off the island.
Are you now or have you ever been a *
Sparkle Pony
Shirt Cocker
Hipster
Blackhole
Douche
Playa Virgin
Choose all that apply.
Tent footprint? *
How much space does your tent take up? This is important info that helps us design the camps' layout.

Evaluate the following statements. *

	Strongly Disagree	Disagree	Agree	Strongly Agree
I am a good listener and can learn quickly
I like to shower daily
I like Beer
I like Wine
I clean up after myself
Having fun is better than fighting
If I see something that needs to be done I'll do it

Your occupation (job) in the real world? *
Would you like to help with the fruition of any of these key camp features?
Painting the Bar
Plinko Creationist
Giant Connect 4
Wheel of Consequences
Painting the Cubbies
Bull Heads for Bikes
Kitchen Shelves
Shower
Water Heater
Gray Water Removal System
Fabricating Burn Barrel
SWAG
Couches
Choose all that apply
Click all jobs or work shifts that interested you *
Treasurer
Fund Raiser
Promoter
Shade General
Shade LT
Shade PVT
Lounge Lizard
Lounge Frog
Beer Patrol
Kitchen Czar
Head Chef
Chief Chef
Wash Master
Waking Dave
Shower Schlep
Fire Safety Officer
Promoter Monkey
Master DJ
Plinko Plinking
Connect 4 Connector
Sound Tech
Bartender
Bar-Back
Conquistador
Salsa Senator
Salsa Instructor
Salsa Greeter
Karaoke Major
Karaoke MC
Karaoke Greeter
Clicking a box does not guarantee the job or shift. Check all jobs or shifts that interest you.
Any Special Skills or Talents?
( ie: Welding, Dancer, Double Jointed, Likes to Cook, Looks good in a banana suit)

What affect do these words have on you?

Is it possible for you to help staff a SF Fund Raiser Party? *
We do not have a date picked yet, but it will most likely be on a weekend.
Currently the camp dues are $250. What is the most you are willing to pay this year? *
$250
$275
$300
$350
Other
Due to things like expansion of shade structure, shower water needs and other things the budget for the camp changes year to year. We just want to get a feel for what’s possible.
When would you like to arrive at the Burning Man? When do you plan on leaving?
Are you looking for early arrival? *
The official Bman dates are Monday, Aug 25th – Monday, Sept 1st.
Early Arrivals Passes will be issued sparsely to placed camps and require a request.
It is HIGHLY recommended that you don't try to leave Bman on Saturday, Aug 30th or Sunday, Aug 31st from Dawn till 2am. It can take over 6 hours just to get off the playa! Seriously. A better time to leave is Saturday, Aug 30th or Sunday, Aug 31st between hours of 2am till 6am or Tuesday Sept 3rd.
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