So you think you can write? You think you can roast local pols like so many bliss potatoes in sizzlin’ olive oil? You think your comic delivery leaves Jon Stewart in the dust?

Then put up or, well, shut up: Show us your stuff!

Here’s all you need to remember: Keep it topical, local and civil. Write between 500-750 words. Then just complete this online form with details about who you are and how to contact you, and submit it. Dion’s column publishes on Mondays, so we’ll need submissions by Wednesdays at 5 p.m.