EmailMe Form - New Recruit Application

Game Name *

Real Name *

Your E-Mail Address *

Check off the type of games you like to play: *

1. Statistically, an infant's first recognizable articulation is: *

Mamma

Daddy

Barney

2. When a woman is giving birth, which of the following does she NOT become? *

Hostile

Dilated Civil

Dad's biggest fan!

3. Were it not something as cool as "Submit to Parental Authority", what would be the most likely motto for The DaDs Army? *

True, violence never solved anything, but who do I look like, Sherlock Freaking Holmes?

Might not make right -- but go ask your mother first.

I have finished the dishes. Do you mind if I go and play with my friends now?

Come up with a clever one of your own and write it in!

Your idea for a motto:

Tell us about a memorable moment with your children. You can specifically indicate any favorites or black-sheep amongst them. *

Provide a brief essay on why you should be considered for The DaDs Army, or alternatively, mash the keyboard with your fist. Tell us about your game style and games you enjoy. Make us laugh, or make us cry -- it's your call. By the way, blowing this part off is a sure way to not get in.

Note: Although this application is written tongue in cheek for the most part your essay is important. We don't know you personally and would like to hear a serious reply on why you want to be a member of DaDs. It doesn't have to be a novel, just let us know what you would like to get out of being a member of DaDs and what you feel your contribution to the clan would be. If you don't take the time to fill out all of the fields your application will not be given fair consideration. *

The DaDs Army accepts donations to help keep the lights on (ie, the servers running, gaming communications, and most importantly to keep our private community of adult parent gamers alive. Would you be willing to make a donation(s)? *

YES

NO