Application for UCTAA Ordination
Application for Ordination by the Church of the Apathetic Agnostic
  • Identification Section

    Tell us who you are
  • If you want more than two names to appear on your documentation, you can enter multiple names in each field.
  • Please: We do not need or want your street address
  • Qualification Section

    Show us you are qualified for ordination by UCTAA
  • 1. The existence of a Supreme Being is unknown and unknowable.  
    2. If there is a Supreme Being, then that being appears to act as if entirely apathetic to events in our universe.
    3. We are apathetic to the existence or non-existence of a Supreme Being.
  • Ordination and Degree Selection Section

  • If you decide to select your own designation, use one equivalent to those shown. Higher level designations are reserved for higher levels of clergy. And remember, Reverend is an honorific applicable to all clergy, not a designation. (This means, among other things, we will not ordain you as a Reverend, Bishop, Archbishop, Pope, High Nuncio, Ayatollah, etc. You have to start on the first rung of the ladder. )
  • Delivery options and optional comments

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